I have been checking out the expert technical analysts we have on steemit and thought you guys would like to hear from someone who has experience charting for over 24 minutes of my life.

Today we are looking at Bitconneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeccccccccc

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Everybody knows that TA bro's love cups, handles, triangles, and especially ELLIOT WAVES

You may not be as familiar with these advanced chart patterns I am about to share with you, so I will explain as I go along.

This is pattern is akin to the "hurry up and wait syndrome", but as you can see... it is going DOWN. Hence the name. Basically everyone knew that bitconnect would get "down syndrome" at some point, but nobody knew when.

This is exactly like a cup and handle formation... but opposite, after the drop, you see everyone defeated, and then to finish it rises in the last sliver of hope.

Lets zoom into this one and take a closer look

.... yep, there we have it. Look at all those dead careers.

The walk of shame leads many places.
Moms basement
The court house
Jail

BUT WAIT are they dead after all???

Luckily cryptocurrency technical analysis has no firm foundation yet, so if I put a disclaimer in I can say whatever I want!

As you can tell we are at a perfect buying opportunity right now

BITCONNECT TO THE MOON

hopefully my personal whale friend @ranchodorito will upvote me