After many months of study, into a completely unrelated field, I have come to an amazing revelation that crypto-currency and astrology are inextricably linked!
source: http://anavegatarot.com
The first block in a chain is like the birth date of the coin, and we can use this link to scientifically predict what will happen to the coins in the market next, it also helps us understand the unique character of each coin and make longer term predictions. Even more amazing you can choose coins to put in your portfolio that are astrologically compatible!
Bitcoin Jan 3rd 2009 - Capricorn
Your faith in humanity is restored today. You are relieved to see that the non-miners still win every once in a while. You come out on top when you realize that your truth is worth more than all the hype your rivals hurl at you. The people who've helped you to get where you are, should throw a little party. Tonight, romance is alive as one of your compatible coins does something unexpected but completely endearing.
Most Compatible Coin-Signs: Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio, Pisces
Etherium & Etherium Classic - Gemini (obviously!)
Be on the lookout just in case something slips through your coding today. Don't be too hard on yourself -- even the best Turing complete algorithm sometimes drops a ball or two. Concentrate on what's still in your codebase and wait a few days before trying anything new. You may be tempted to overindulge in ICOs today. Watch how much investor cash you consume -- you could easily overdo it. In this case, more doesn't necessarily mean better.
Most Compatible Coin-Signs: Aries, Leo, Libra, Aquarius
Litecoin Oct 7th 2011 - Libra
Events force you into the role of peacemaker. Use your influence to steer people in the direction you believe they should go, but do your best not to choose sides. Try not to confuse your monetary power with absolute control over the situation -- you are there for guidance, not to give commands. If you find you are too involved in the situation to give an unbiased opinion, seek out the advice of a neutral blockchain or consensus algorithm.
Most Compatible Coin-Signs: Gemini (Etherium twins), Leo, Sagittarius (Dogecoin), Aquarius
Dogecoin Dec 8th 2013 - Sagittarius
The moon is rising in Saggitarius today (come on I HAD to!). Right now it's time to put the past behind you. Focusing will be especially difficult if you're faced with a stream of memes to laugh at. Stay on your toes -- critical eyes are watching your every move. Use your spare time to catch up on memes you've let fall by the wayside. The sooner you deal with the issues at hand, the better it is for everyone involved.
Most Compatible Coin-Signs: Aries, Leo, Libra (Litecoin), Aquarius
So there you have it, unequivocal guidance on what people interested in these cryptocurrencies should be aware of today, all the astrology is real and sourced from https://www.astrology.com/, except for the bits I made up.
If you enjoyed this, please let me know which other coins you would like the mysteries of the zodiac to decode for you, and we can peer into the heavens for guidance once more.