The mean stuff my kids say to me.

I'm laying down in the bed with my son laying on me. He looks up at me and says "mommy, how can we get the fat off your muscles.# I totally ignored his question.
Then my daughter decided to comment on my breasts. She said "mommy your breast look like two sad bunny ears. For true mommy, bunny ears are sad." Her sad tone of voice is what got me. I burst out laughing. That's my kids way of telling me i need to get my body right.