One of my friends was hanging out by my house playing with my kids. She was giving my son a piggy back ride. My daughter decided she wants a piggy back ride too. I was not prepared for what was about to come out of my 2 year old mouth. She is on my friend's back, my friend is on all fours. My daughter then shouts "yeehaw I'm riding on a big fat cow". Every one was so shocked. We laughed about it but I could have seen the tears in her eyes.