- I challenge you to a sentence diagramming contest next time we're together! 2) I feel you. Nothing goes on my feet--I don't even really like shoes all that much save leather boots, but skates? Skis? Snowboards? Blades? Nope. Big fat nope. There are sexier ways to die. 3) You crack me up. <3
RE: A Pushing Forty Woman Roller Skates Using Only Her Uncle Cleetus Body