I wanted to replace the empty roll of toilet paper.

Instead, our bathroom guard was busy with an investigation.

I am not here to judge her methods,
I have seen her work and it is very impressive!

But I do wonder this,

Perhaps fashion is the distraction?

;D

PS:..I would like to disclose information and updates pertaining to the investigation; however, at this time Java the investigator has forbidden me to do this.

I would like to acknowledge Java the doggo for collaborating with me on this post. Although she appears to be a professional investigator, she is ACTUALLY a model. She is working on her social media skills, but has decided to wait until her bionic thumbs arrive in the mail.

Will now stop talking about our beloved model investigadora doggo and whoosh off into dreamland. Good night..

and/or good day!