Jobs: Hey, Bill.
Gates: Hey, What do you think of the use of “Apple” in products instead of the letter “i”?
Jobs: Ummm….
Gates: Since your death, everyone at Apple has been crying their i’s out.
Jobs: Very mature.
Gates: I'm the immature one?
Jobs: iThink so.
Gates: Well… You made the iPhone 4S. It has Siri. It a black iPhone. You make it do stuff. You don't pay it. Sounds like you just recreated slavery…
Jobs: Ha. Ha. Ha. At least I'm not the guy to name a company after my genitals. Micro and soft?
Gates: Funny. You might want to throttle your humor before you “shutdown”.
Jobs: Ok jokes aside, I have an idea for the name of our next versions of Windows…
Gates: Is it better than the MacBook Pro: a Pro computer with 2 ports?
Jobs: Windows AC.
Gates: Why would that be?
Jobs: They both stop working properly if you open Windows.
Gates: Funny.
Jobs: iKR. Anyways… Can I have some money? Apple is dying.
Gates: Of course! http://www.nytimes.com/1997/08/07/business/microsoft-comes-to-the-aid-of-a-struggling-apple.html