At a crowded town centre a man stops a policeman:
--Excuse me, officer, I lost my wife. Would you help me to find her?
--Ok, describe her first.
--How to describe her? She is shy, polite and tender....
--No,no. How does she look like? You should say, for example – tall,
long black hair, short skirt, athletic body, big breasts ….
--Ok, ok. Forget about my wife. Let's find the one you described …