Bad Translations - A Day in the Park

It's a beautiful, sunny day and I just want to get outside. The park is always a great choice! Just gotta pick the right one:

Hmm :/

I don't mean to sound picky, but neither sound that appealing. I've got a dog, so I guess I should go to the ... racist park? Not that racists are necessarily nicer to dogs, but the other park clearly has very strict rules. Anything other than "getting off" is not allowed, so I'm assuming walking a dog is not gonna fly. Racist park it is! Hopefully they treat my dog well!

Damn it! But he's full of doggy fluids! What else is there to do here?

Seriously? Fuck you.

But Hive account@papa-pepper already told me to jump off a cliff, and when I said no he shot me!