- Mention how successful you've been in the past
- Mention how hard it is now that your last best post made $3,000 and your last post only made $500
- Make sure your post is really long. The longer it is the better it will be assumed to be, and since no one reads anything on here they will upvote it.
- Make sure to include AT LEAST 5 tips. Don't try to include just the tip. It won't work!
- Whatever you do, DON'T MENTION THE WHALES
