All these little people are not worth your nail, right? How to prove to everyone that you are at the highest stage of evolution? It's simple! This is a great opportunity to show everyone who you really are! So sit down comfortably, take your favorite cornflakes and do not forget about your, already starting to increase, ego!
Become a racist or a nationalist!
That's cool! Your race / nation is the best! And you - the best of its representative! All other races should show you respect, and accept unconditionally that all of them have fallen behind in evolution!
Become a sexist!
Why long to think, dude?! You have a dick! You are already much better than most of the world population! A woman's place in the kitchen! What do they think of themselves? The men rule the world!
Become a homophobe!
What an abomination! You're better than all these... How can you love the same genitals that you have? You are definitely better! What does it mean to love not the genitals, but the person? What a bullshit!
Become a religious fanatic!
All the secrets of the universe are open to you! Your God - true! All those who don't share your views are just lost sheeps! At every opportunity, tell all the infidels that they will burn in hell / God will punish / they will suffer! Heck! Yes, you're the best again!
Become old!
There is nowhere easier! Anyone younger is automatically worse than you! They all know nothing about life, they are stupid and do everything wrong! You are a "storehouse" of priceless life experience! Yes, you can live a lifelong asshole, but as soon as you are old, immediately become wise and respected!
Attention! Never and under no circumstances try to learn, to know the world, to understand other people! It's all garbage and takes time and effort! You do not need all this! After all, there are so many easy ways to become better than others!
Sincerely, Terry Craft.