WAZZZZZAAAAPPPP Steemers, been on a bit of a break but I thought I'd bring back some top quality piss yourself jokes back to this amazing platform that is Steemit.
A young Catholic girl goes to confession and says "Forgive me Father for I have sinned"
The Priests asks" In what way have you sinned my child"?
"I am pregnant father, and I think it must be the second coming" The girl replies.
The Priests is puzzled by her remark and says " My child, what makes you think that it has anything to do with the second coming"?
The young girl replies " Because I swallowed the first one"