How to please a Persian cat?
Perhaps a bit of poetry would defrost her highness.
An autumn day-- but to win this Persian's heart one must begin with a bouquet, crafted neatly into a poem, and then purred with great care.
Roses are red, but since cats are colorblind anyway, a blueberry bush might do.
'Blueberries are red...'
Blueberries are red, and violets are... violet.
That's got her attention. What? Violets are indeed violet!
Blueberries are red, and violets are violet...
An autumn day, and I'm wrecking this attempt at poetic wordplay-- nothing rhymes with 'violet'.
Here, my Persian princess, is a poem for my dearest colorblind feline: