The drunk man entered the tram and sat at the end. After a while, it shakes:
"All of you on the left side are whores and thieves, and you on the right are fools!"
Everyone turns and looks at him, but nobody does anything. They go on further when he shakes again:
"All of you on the left side are whores and thieves, and you on the right are fools!"
One older lady from left side went up and shouted at him:
"Please do not lie, I've never cheated my husband in 20 years of marriage!"
The drunken man said,
"Madam, please go to the right side!!!"
