Shall we set the "Relationship Dork" stage a bit...?
In order to be an expert in extreme relationship dorkiness so as to attain to a wonderfully depressing level of spiraling downward sadness, such as Robb has⏤ one needs take their time, pull up a chair, grab some ice cream and really dive in the depths of Failure Dork Relationship mess as he has.
Since Robb wants to be so creepily open about the advice that he's learned, he's simply calling it...
"Robb's Failure Dork Relationship Advice Series" (...masters of the universe)
This is the first part of the series #1 Robb is going share 4 relationship fails, and each one of them coincides exactly (and in order) and are... Oh-so... creatively pulled ("...oh yeah, baby... MORE..!") from this simple Hitch movie clip, hardly even 3 minutes.
4 Fails to Be Over-Eager and Weird
1. Listening is for Lovers Losers.
## When Hitch was trying to explain just how important...
it is to realize that (even though Alegra wouldn't act on some 'random thought', and to not sweat it too much, and that it's "not a big deal..."), Albert Brennaman echoed his mentor like the cute pudgy protégé that he is, saying: "...it's no big deal then."
This is total expert advice that Albert learned well⏤ and freakin' fast too!? (...might I add!)
"...dear lord jesus..."
Watch how Robb creatively piggybacks on this power-packed truth!
...honestly, Robb... this is the most horrible awesome advice ever!
“see... when you understand that having someone so special in your life "isn't a big deal”, you'll begin to not be so careful all the time. It's basically a "Let the chips fall where they may" sorta scenario.
Others call it the... "I don't give a rip!" approach. And it's unbelievably effective in becoming a Failure Dork as a Relationship expert. *
"...Mom, can you go into the other room while i talk to my Gamer buddies?*
Shhhh.... hey combatdude007dash9... does anyone know what website has "creative piggybacking" ?
"...Robb! WHERE is my new jar of coconut oil that i just bought and had RIGHT HERE in the cabinet?!!"
2. When they "like" your post, they are... "fiddling" for attention.
Listen, when you're like Robb, and you've done about 13 million of those little blue thingies... ""twitter tweets" (they call 'em), and haven't gotten a single "like"... but then that special one hits that "like button".. guess what?
You just hit the "Holy Freakin' Flirting Jackpot!
You might as well... order a ring on Aliexpress right now.. because... "dum-dum-da-dum.... DUM-DUM-da-duh-dum..." ⤵️
Somebody is is going to... Disney Land ...Get married! Super obvious. Duh.
3. Fools "...Smart people" (actually) rush into make a mess.
Standing on the stairs, Albert implements, what Robb calls...
"Why wait till we all die of some strange new disease? Freakin' "lasso" the one you want with Tony Robbins "cassette type" confidence & give someone a high-5!"
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"umm... i kinda like you a little."
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See how this Dorky thing works?
Patient= They like you... only "a little"
BUT....Charging-in like a fool as if you had one last wish= ...like a bull in a China Store... dishes breaking everywhere... yeah sure...She'll probably like you a WHOLE LOT acting like that.
Robb said he saw it in a War Documentary, where all these guys in green just started CHARGING! ... and then there was some gun-shots and explosions.
So, Robb decided to implement that style to "making a bang" with the a relationship.
Uhh... there were some "Explosions", but it was more of the silent type.
...'Silent, but... deadly'..." 😮 😅
"...Robert James Gorringe?!!!"
**"But Mom? It works like magic ?!!
Which brings us to our final point, number four... drum roll, please.
4. Avoid awkward silence by implementing "The Magic!" of being Over-Eager
Hitch was trying to teach the "90/10 Principle" of "Show Me The Magic".... which is a little like The 80/20 Rule, but overall better and more attractive.
When Hitch said, "You go 90% and then let her come the other 10", he was testing Albert as to where he was a 💯 kind of guy, or a "80/20" loser.
Well, he sure found out!
If you want to be Failure Dork, then shackle yourself with a dumb "Rule" like 80/20 instead of what Robb teaches... "a freakin' Principle". See the difference?
If that doesn't work... Try "420" 😮 😆
"Rules without relationship equals rebellion."
*"...This Robb fella is really interesting'..." 😮 😅
"...uhh... not really. You're a freakazoid Dummy!!"
But... that's why your little bird flew away when your heart felt warm and fuzzy.
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Robb, maybe next time you won't scratch his/her ("...his?") social media life-screen so much with your over-eager sweaty feet either!
..and learn to wait and have some patience, and give him/her a little chance to breathe before you hurt them or accidently initiate "Social Networking Strangulation" which might be a part of our "Part 2" of series 'So Sweet!
💯 % is better that not having any sense at all.
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“…Hey Mom... Robb really hit a homerun with this one!”
Thanks for stopping by... Sorry you did.
"...Go to bed, Robb!"
Robb Gorringe