So this is the second episode, and just the beginning of this crappy story.
Last week I moved in with my partner, she is already pissed at me because I keep her up at nights. The first night of course... I'm gonna call the sleep talking version of me Trev... Like a derp version of me haha. Trev rolled over woke up my girlfriend by shaking the crap out of her and asked. "What way do the flags go?!?!"
What fecking flags? What would I need to know about flags jesus. I don't understand the weird crap swirling around in my head when I sleep.
I wanna hear some of your sleep talking shenanigans below. Thanks.