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Guest at a restaurant:
“I refuse to eat this roastbeef. Please call the manager! “
Waiter: “
That’s no use. He won’t eat it either.”
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I’m selling my talking parrot.
Why?
Because yesterday, the bastard tried to sell me.
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“You are so kind, funny and
beautiful.”
“Oh come on.
You just want to get me to bed.”
“And smart, too!”
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I thought I’d tell you a good time travel joke –
but you didn't like it.
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