Bitshares exchange is a marvelous platform. It empowers amazing people to do amazing things with the ability of issuing and trading different assets. It also empowers other type of people that just want to make a quick buck out of it or to have a little bit of fun.
Everyone deserves their 15 minutes of fame, so here it is - weirdest and funniest assets on Bitshares exchange. Who knows, maybe you will find something worth investing in! Mind that all coins mentioned below are in top 1000, so... Might be worth something one day.
ZOMBIES
Currently worth 0.000000231 BTS and 0.000000999 USD, ZOMBIES token invites to to participate in... this. Sadly, a bunch of hardcore investors already bought more than half of current supply. Good news is - there are all selling everything they bought and cheap. If you want to get infected or whatever, be my guest.
ILOVEYOU
Thanks to Bitshares, now we have money dedicated to expressing love. Currently worth 0.0028 BTS, ILOVEYOU coin will make you and your partner as high on love as the issuer himself.
GREAT
Personally, I think it's a great coin.
FISTBUMP
If you ever wanted to fistbump someone over the blockchain, now you can. And if you ever get tired of fistbumpin', you can always exchange your FISTBUMP to HIGHFIVE 1:1. Sounds like a great deal.
AWESOME
Currently has 1 holder who is not an issuer. Trully impressive.
SHIZZLE
Description of this coin almost made me buy some. THAT is how you sell.
FUCKCOIN
I suggest you find this coin on cryptofresh.com and put its description in Google translate. It has a deeper meaning, I promise.
PEWPS
You can't say PEWPS in angry tone. Try it.
WORTHLESS
I like this coin because at least it is honest about itself.
STEAK
Now we have an opportunity to feed the poor with this decentralized steak. What a wonderful time to be alive.
ZALUPA
Russian speakers will love this one. Difficult to explain to english speakers. Try googling it.
MEGUSTA
Here's the link if you'd like to check this amazing coin out http://smarturl.it/megusta
STAR
Very... Um... Informative. Thank you.
And finally...
SANDERS, CLINTON AND TRUMP
Hope I made some good pitches for ya.
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