I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
Status: I on Not on whatsapp…
Save water – Drink beer!
I love my job only when I am on Holiday…
Oh Please…. Don’t copy my status.
Dear God, there is a bug in your software… it’s called Monday, please fix it.
Cousins are created so that our Parents can compare marks.
God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me!
When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be ‘I left one million dollars in the…’
Come late and start sleeping