How To Get The Price Of Steem To A Million Dollars In 5 Easy Steps

Step 1: Buy All The Other Coins

Buy every Bitcoin and every unit of every altcion. This might be a little expensive. But you will make your money back when the steem price sky rockets. Now you will have to track down every single coin. I mean every SINGLE one. This will probably take an extra day or two.

Step 2: Get Rid Of The Coins

Burn all the coins. I have heard this term used before. I'm not sure how it works on the technical side, but I'm sure if you take the hard drive that you used to download your wallet and set it on fire that should do the trick. That or put it in an account with a really long password, a password that you don't write down anywhere and then get drunk.

Step 3: Cause The Fall Of Modern Civilization

Now this step might be tricky. In order for steem to really be worth a lot it has to become the main currency in the world. That means you need people to stop using every other form of currency. The trick will be to regress the world without destroying all the computers and tech. If that happens people will start trading bottle caps like in Fallout and your steem will be worth nothing. You will have to use your imagination for this one. Maybe you can ask people nicely...

Step 4: Sign Up Everyone for Steemit

Hey stranger, sorry the world has come to an end, how would you like to sign up for steemit. That is a good way to start. Tell them about our new marketing guy Hive account@zurvanic, he seems like a cool guy and everyone likes Hive account@ned. You will have to get everyone signed up, but once you have enough people you can tell the ones who have not that they are uncool and that should do the trick.

Step 5: Stop The Rise Of New Cryptocurrency

Now in this new Mad Max future there will bound to be some rivals who will try to take down steem. It is up to you to make sure that doesn't happen. Again, I recommend asking nicely.

And that's it. Simple. Now your steem will be worth a fortune. Sure, since you are no longer using cash that won't really matter but hey, look at those returns. Any other crazy ideas to help the steem price, add them in the comments

Hive account@whatageek here being, well, a geek.

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