I Locked Myself Out of the House - Extremely Short Story.

I locked myself out of my daughter’s house this morning while home alone.
After my initial panic - No biggie, I thought to myself, although I am barefoot, I will walk around the house to the back door.I opened the gate to the back yard where the Goat and Beagle think I have come to play with them. They both run up the stairs to the back porch with me, and at the last second the goat pushes me out of the way and makes a break into my daughter’s kitchen and begins eating  her house plants. The Beagle simply leaps over us both and barks (loudly), as I begin a wrestling match with the goat, which might have been worthy of a Pay Per View event. 

I am happy to say... I won! The goat and the beagle are back in the backyard. 

I am going now to shower, and bandage my foot, as that goat fights dirty!