Last night, I attended HEBOCON, the robot tournament for the technically ungifted, on a rooftop in Deep Ellum. And let me tell you, the competition was FIERCE.
Our host was a bedazzled, work-glove-wearing Spartan with a cardboard mustache.
Our contestants were Princess Sparkles, a unicorn riding a unicorn, Baby Battle Death Bot, an almost-two-headed roller skating doll, and Spat Tractor, the reigning champion.
What a climactic victory! Huzzah!
- Meredith / where-is-mer