L.A. comedian makes a joke about the First Amendment. Crowd member outraged and gets Netflix special.

SANTA MONICA- Greg Wassinger came into the West L.A. comedy club's open mic night with high hopes. His dream is to become a full time stand up comic. He prepared a joke that night about the first amendment, "I'm not sure if we really believe in the first amendment as a country, people in L.A. seem to be pretty selective about what people are allowed to say. Don't get your panties in a bunch L.A."

Kelly Lorimer a member of the audience that night, decided to take matters into her own hands. She posted on Facebook immediately, "Hey, I own panties and live in L.A. This is unacceptable. Typical mysoginistic comedy!" Immediately afterwards she posted, "Men are so dumb. They think they can just say whatever they want. Anyways, fuck Trump. Men are pigs. Women are the future. Men should all go burn in hell!"

Kelly now has a Netflix special, and Greg is currently unable to perform at several comedy clubs in L.A.

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