Report: Secretary of State changes LinkedIn headline to "Executive Assistant to the State". Job requirements remain the same.

WASHINGTON D.C. - Secretary of State Rex W. Tillerson changed his LinkedIn profile headline to read as , "Executive Assistant to the State" early Tuesday morning. Executive Assistants around the world are celebrating. Tina Michaels, an Executive Assistant at Sony Pictures, immediately posted her excitement on Facebook.

"To me, this is huge. For too long, I've been disrespected with the title of office secretary. Executive Assistants are an integral part of the office." Tina stated.

According to the White House Press Secretary, Tillerson's job requirements remain the same. Only the title has changed.

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