Whoever it was that decided that flat pack furniture was a good idea really needs to be taken out and hung from the highest branch of the tallest tree you can find.
Today my ever so patient wife and I (she has to be patient to put up with my crap) set out to assemble a new set of bunk beds for our daughter.
Allen keys and bruised knuckles seem to go hand in hand, but despite that, and a trip back to the furniture store to replace a broken piece (thankfully they had it in stock) we managed to get the job done. It took a few hours, but Miss 3 was super excited for her new bed.
If they want prisoners at Guantanamo Bay to talk, make them assemble flat packs..