- Apps have replaced lawyers for most traffic, speeding & parking violations.
- Lab grown milk is drank more than milk from cows.
- Treadmills are redesigned for VR and the pads are 360 degrees, with the ability to go linear.
- The most listened to song on Spotify will be written and produced by a computer.
- Psychedelics for recreational use are legalized in over half of all US states.
- The majority of new tattoos will only last 1-5 years due to new tech.
- The marijuana industry employs over 1 million Americans.
- Johnny Depp, JK Rowling & Louis CK are no longer cancelled, but Kevin Spacey, James Franco & Armie Hammer are history.
- Netflix has fewer American users than today.
- Video editing & production is a more in demand job than programmers.
- Dan Bilzerian, Elizabeth Holmes & Alex Jones have all gone to jail.
- The Krusty Krab is a national delivery only restaurant and people can buy Krabby Patties, Kelp Shakes & pretty patty macarons anywhere.
- We will have the first porn star to become a billionaire. Kim K doesn’t count.
- Amazon is making over 1 trillion a year in revenue, but Shopify stores have a bigger share of e-commerce.
- The Simpsons, South Park & SpongeBob are still running, but doing monthly episodes on Disney+/Paramount+ versus seasons.
- Facebook is making more money off e-commerce than the metaverse.
- Planet Fitness market cap surpasses 100 billion dollars.
- Electric cars will make up the majority of new cars sold, but Tesla won’t be the largest seller.
- The most popular drone will be a small camera that can fit on the back of a phone like a pop socket.
- High speed rail flops in the US and not one is actually built.
- Coca Cola stock will be worth less than today adjusted for inflation.
- There has been a mass distributed movie made about M&M’s.
- The US doesn’t go to war over the next decade, outside of existing military presences.
- We don’t have mosquitoes in most parts of the world and malaria/other diseases are down.
- The entire world has hygienic toilet access, due to Bill Gates water free toilet.
- Disney is valued at over 1 trillion dollars.
- Mark Zuckerberg is the richest person on earth.
- We get a constitutional amendment adding term limits to the Supreme Court.
- The Pokémon franchise makes over 10 billion a year.
- The presidential election going on will be filled with immature idiots.
- Over 1 million people are employed full time via YouTube & TikTok creators.
- We’re way better off. Statistically much stronger. Probably happier on the inside. We still complain a lot though.
Happy new year and enjoy 2022!