You turbo virgin pussies might have been wondering where I've been for the past, like, almost 2 weeks. Well, I was pretty much a dilapidated corpse huffing Raid spray out of a sock to try and end my misery. In other words, I was dealing with some medical issues that were causing me severe pain and making me feel pretty yucky overall. However, I'm recovering right now and finally started to feel a bit better over the past 2 days. So, I figured it's probably time I stop laying around weeping about how I wish I could twist my nipples and get a post out. So, you're in luck. Because, baby, I've got some low effort content for you to consume! Oh yeah, I've got some high octane action for you in this highlight clip of me showing just why I'm now called the Mayor of the Mastiff.
But, yeah, enjoy the clip or some shit. I dunno. I'll have some more content out soon when I feel more close to 100 percent. Later, doods.
