Gather around, you bunch of god damn baby boi's. And, watch as I just get absolutely greasy on a round of Apex Legends. I might be one of the filthiest men to wield the mastiff in this game, as I just spread the cheeks with the condom off on this poor squad towards the end of the game. I dare you to find me another man who can just be an absolute grease king like this when it's a 1v3, you just can't fucking do it in this dojo of masculinity. But, yeah. Here's a clip of me clutching out a very disadvantaged 1v3 where I had no god damn shields and was being chased by a bunch of sweaty virgins. Enjoy.
