I told chat gpt to re write the splinterlore for Harpys as if it was written by a child that has a low iq having a tantrum this is what it came up with lol:
Harpies are stupid bird people, okay?! They live EVERYWHERE in the dumb Splinterlands! And there's like a million different types of them! Some are so tiny, they're smaller than a toy! And some are huge, like the size of a giant, I guess! The little ones don’t even live long, only a few years, but the big ones live forever—like 100 years or something! Ugh, it’s not fair!
They don’t have normal hair, nooo! They have stupid feathers all over their heads and shoulders and legs and everywhere else! And their feathers are all different, like brown or blue or whatever! And their eyes and skin are weird too. They can fly super fast with their dumb wings, and they have people heads but with super scary eyes! They can see in the dark, which is annoying, and their feet have HUGE claws that can grab stuff. Their hands are gross too with claws!
Harpies live in annoying big groups. They help each other, but they also fight all the time, especially when they want babies! They talk by screaming and making horrible sounds! Sometimes they sing but it's not even good, it's creepy! And they get soooooo mad if you go near their nests or their dumb babies. And they always have like two or three babies at once, who cares?
They live everywhere—forests, mountains, even on cliffs and islands! They eat EVERYTHING, like fruit and nuts and animals! And sometimes they all team up to take down a huge animal! They just never stop, it’s so annoying! Harpies are the worst!
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