What conundrum?
There is none.
With new skins coming out tomorrow only 2 things are sure:
- Sudden and short lived return of old players
- Sudden and enduring spike in Overwatch Porn
As puzzling as it is, that's what OW has become - the point of the spear that will revolutionize porn.
Who knows? Maybe the coming generations will slap their meat only to sterile naughties of heroes of their favorite video games and won't ever see a proper opposite sex form until their first sexual experience.
Scary.
And funny.