-Stop talking about where you went to college.
-Always carry cash. Keep some in your front pocket.
-Rebel from business casual. Burn your khakis and wear a suit or jeans.
-It’s ok to trade the possibility of your 80s and 90s for more guaranteed fun in your 20s and 30s.
-Never stay out after midnight three nights in a row… Unless something really good comes up on the third night.
-You will regret your tattoos.
-Never date an ex of your friend.
-If riding the bus doesn’t incentivise you to improve your station in life, nothing will.
-Time is too short to do your own laundry.
-When the bartender asks, you should already know what you want to drink.
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