Few Tips for Quiet Sex When the Kids Go to Sleep
It's the first thing you dreaded before you had children. Or maybe the second after discovering you'd never sleep past 6 a.m. again. I speak of sex, and more specifically, of having sex with your partner when you also have curious, loud, we-refuse-to-stay-asleep children roaming your home.As difficult as it might seem to continue having a satisfying sex life after you created these adorable little beings, it's also super-important. After all, we're sexual beings. What mom in her right mind would want to deprive herself of an orgasm (and an after-sex glass of wine) after dealing with lunatic toddlers all day?The trick to having sex with children under the same roof is to have quiet sex. And despite what we've all learned from watching over-the-top porno films, quiet sex can be hot as hell. I spoke with a handful of sex experts and have the pleasure (get it?) of presenting you few tips on having quiet sex after the kids have fallen asleep. Now get to it!
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1. Make love face-to-face and kiss when you are tempted to shout. This will muffle the noise and increase the connection between couples.
2. Practice new ways to communicate in bed, like using words instead of grunting or moaning.
3. Invest in a good white noise machine. When placed outside the bedroom door, it will block a lot of the sound from escaping.
4. Make your bed quieter. There are a few tricks you can do to make your bed quieter. Move your bed away from the wall so it doesn't bump. Put a blanket under the legs of the bed to keep it from sliding, and tighten the bed frame so it doesn't squeak.
5. Forgo your bed. Try a standing position or switch up where you are having sex in your room. Try a more stable chair or toss a comforter on the floor.
6. Do it in the shower. Running water has an amazing ability to drown out sound and even if the kids do happen to wake up for a moment they will only hear the water running.
7. Make other noise. Try putting on some music, leaving the television on or simply creating some form of white noise. These sounds will make it harder to hear the sounds you are making.
8. Be a little kinky! If your partner is making too much noise when he is enjoying himself, try using a gag. No need to buy one from a store. You can make one in a pinch by shoving a piece of clothing into his mouth. Underwear, a rolled up T-shirt, or balled up (clean) socks work well.
9. Keep your mouth busy. A surprisingly quiet position is 69. Not only do both of you get to enjoy receiving stimulation from the other partner, but both people have their mouths too occupied to be too loud. It's a win-win for everyone.
10.Spooning position or where the woman is lying flat on her stomach while the man penetrates her deeply from the rear. Other positions can work too, you just want to avoid making your movements too drastic, which will cause the bed to shake, thump and squeak more.