Hello again my googly friends! 👀
It's been a while. Well, summer's here,
plus there is a world cup going on
(R.I.P. Germany).
But this week was oddly calm, there were only a few entires for the #GooglyPrize. Is it because of the weather?
Well, I don't know,
but here's a fellow who claims to be my father.
I recommend you read this loud with a Darth Vader kind of voice.
Cough, cough. Whistle, cough, whistle...
(Are you doing it loud? Don't be afraid, do your own impro.)
...you do not yet realize your importance. You've only begun to discover your power! Join me, and I will complete your training! With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict, and bring order to the galaxy...If only you knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father...
I. Am. Your. Father.
No ashtrays were harmed during the making of this scene.
Yours, 