GOOGLY CLASSIFIEDS!!
This is Richard Warner. He comes from Florida, is 67 years old, and stands 2.5 inches tall!!
He enjoys long nights talking, sharing his light, and blowing off steam.
Richard is looking for a nice woman to spend the rest of his days with. He can provide a comfortable home and a breath of fresh air.
All inquires must be approved by his guardian and caretaker 
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