I need to know, let's not be coy. What if Fernando was a catboy?
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LYRICS
I need to know, let’s not be coy
What if Fernando was a catboy?
With silky hair and pointy ears
A twinkish frame belies my years
Whiskers and soft furry fat
Stink eye and a smear of scat
And when I back up in your face
Together we will reach third-base
Prowling along the treeline...
Searching for another feline....
Soft and furry is not enough
You need to piss on peoples stuff
Go to Japan, get a tail and ears
Just ignore your mother's tears.
Litter can’t contain my scent.
You’re in heat and I’m not spent.
(CAT)
This tail is attached via plug,
(BOY)
Test it, have a tug
My fellow beasts emit hot moans
When I release my pheromones
Spray my musk on the biggest tree
So all the cat boys can find me
My bowl is empty, fill it with cream
Do it now, or I will scream.
Think of the places my tongue could reach
It's coarse and rough like sandy beach
With ball of yarn i will tie you
Now watch me vomit in your shoe
Sneak out at night and make loud cries,
Its my lust i advertise
Questing for your hot pink torus
Screams and moans a dreadful chorus
Lyrics by:
Spyro Fan
JimmyDubDub
P K
itsfriedeggs
Jazzcreb
SearingSeratil
Augustus Perseghin
Mungulor
Patron
slowmotion Milk
Samuel Hamuel-Bamuel
ShadowAkatora
goat-on-a-stick
Seamoose
blodiga