This new Steemian who goes by the name 
His introduction post is absolutely hilarious. You can read it here
This is
Unlike like most pets, Diesel is proficient in 7 different languages, has his Bachelors degree in bagpiping and is directly responsible for any speeling and grammatical, errors, on my part.
(Disclaimer- any and all disputes regarding aforementioned vernacular are to be directed to the editor-in-chief. Healthy reminder - You'll be arguing with a dog.)
Bahahaha rofl
if you enjoy a bit of comedy then you really should get to know this guy - and diesel too of course.*
So I would like to extend a warm welcome to you
You can read a quick introduction about us here
• Always tag your posts with #newbieresteemday and #greetersguild
doing so will bring your post to the attention of both of those groups and you may get a resteem and some upvotes out of them and their followers if they think it’s a quality post
• Enter some competitions
This will help you earn. Especially the competitions where you win shares in #steembasicincome. Go check them out to find out what it’s all about
Also enter some writing competitions as I’m sure you will do well in those
• Follow us at 
• And keep writing more great posts
Im sure your writing style will gain you a lot of followers
So welcome to the Steemit community and remember we are always here to help and answer any questions
Well done
The End
