Just felt like being random and hopefully provoking a slight chuckle, or chortle from those who could really use a lil chort today
You know what really grinds my gears?...The overuse..neigh, the use in general of those shouting "HODL" ..For starters, you fuckers making my mind say hoddle pisses me off a bit...i'm thinkin' those might be the only four keys your keyboard has left from spamming...and might just be Heavy On Da Liquor
(Takes breath)
Ok, I'm ready for another one..
You know what really grinds my gears?...How many damn times I've heard the term "Russian collusion" ..Why the fuck are you still going on about that shit..personally, i dont give a flying fruit loop about it..someone won, someone lost..no evidence for like 9 months of something that doesnt even matter..but stalls the gov't from doing their job that they are already really really bad at no matter who is president..congress is garbage
(Takes second breath along with sip of captain&coke)
You know what really grinds my gears?...my girlfriend regularly leaves 1 or less squares of toilet paper without replacing the roll...and...now this part is speculatory , but im pretty sure she knows the stash of new rolls within the bathroom has run out, and the new ones are outside the bathroom.
(I need a smoke break, this was supposed to be lubrication for the gears that are about to lock up from the grindage)
The word "kumquat"
(Doesn't really grind my gears...but admittedly, I'm bothered)
Unnecessary disclaimer: Images were taken from duckduckgo image search of "family guy grinds my gears" and links can be found by using inspect element on the freakin' image and using the url that comes after the damn /0x0/ part of the link