For the record, I actually had to google who it was that was being quoted there.. and then felt like an idiot that I didn't know who that was. Clearly, this post should be more "embarrassing things I don't know" rather than "guilty pleasures", but Hive account@blewitt started This Contest and had the nerve to actually call me out in the comments as someone who needed to do it... and I can't tell him no. His wife is too cool and he's too hilarious to tell him no... plus, he's a pretty good guy 😄 and who doesn't need a laugh right now?!

Okay, Guilty Pleasures... this was actually tough for me.. I don't have anything I do that I feel that guilty about. I went back to Hive account@blewitt's post for guidance and it was just a disgusting mess of nonsense...

We all have them. Things that we do that we know...pretty much suck. Be it that shitty song that you rock the fuck out to in your car on your way to get a chocolate milkshake at midnight. Or maybe it’s the awful movie that you cannot turn off that you admit is the purest form of monkey shit ever filmed.

So, I guess I'm on my own here.

But, this is actually a contest.. so lets throw in the basis of the contest for good measure...

The topic is Guilty Pleasures. What you do from there is up to you. Just take the 10 minutes and write up a post involving that topic. Use the hashtag #guiltypleasures as one of your tags so I can find it and so the other 13 of us can read it and absorb just how disappointing you truly are. I will personally select 3 winners (if 3 of you participate) to receive 10 Steem each. I know...I’m a high roller. I’ll pick which entries I like best. The good news for me is with the state of the crypto market and the fact that we have 7 days until payout, Steem will be worth .11 cents so I won’t be out much.

Alright! So, this is for fun ya'll.. enter the contest already!!!

My Guilty Pleasures (That I feel No Guilt For Whatsoever)

1.) FRIENDS

TV show that we watch entirely too much? Yep, I have one of those. Truth is, I don't feel guilty about this at all.. I love the show Friends, and have watched every single episode repeatedly. In fact, for years I would watch it every single night. What is not to love? It is and will always be one of my favorites.. and yes, even though I know every line, I still laugh like the little dork that I am... cause, well.. I'm crazy... like a straw. 😜

2.) I Eat Cake For Breakfast Sometimes

Yuuuppp! Funny thing is, I eat really healthy.. lots of vegetables, make everything from scratch, don't eat processed junk.. but I will fully admit having cake for breakfast is one of my favorite things to do.. don't judge me. I mean.. at least its homemade guys.. Ok, maybe I feel a bit guilty about this one...

3.) I Drink Too Much Coffee

It's true, I love coffee. Sure I can go without it, but I don't want to. I enjoy the whole experience.. I love making coffee, the smell, holding a warm mug of goodness and of course.. you know, drinking it. I probably drink too much, and I realize this.. and do actually make myself go a week per month where I switch to herbal tea instead to let my body have a break, and to prove to myself I'm not addicted hehe. The truth is, bringing me a cup of coffee will immediately make me love you, I'm not kidding.. you will win me over immediately and we will be best friends. Sadly I have somehow gone 32 years without anyone bringing me a cup of coffee to me in bed... #fail

4.) I Would Rather Go Barefoot

I hate wearing shoes, I really do. At home, I very rarely wear them and one of my favorite things to do is to walk through the grass barefoot. It's not just the grass either.. rocks.. cement.. snow (yeah I really did that once), I just don't like to wear shoes. Actually its why I love my moccasins so much Hive account@blewitt ;) They are as socially acceptable to barefoot as I can get in public! So yeah, call me an okie.. a hillbilly.. I don't care, I'd rather be barefoot.

I think I am suppose to include an embarrassing song at this point..

5.) I Like Old Country Music

Well, I hate pop music.. so you guys win there.. but one of my guilty pleasures is old country music.. like this one;

This is one of my all time guilty pleasure favorites.. it reminds me of my youth I guess. I have this memory of playing it on a record player (yes, we had one of those for some reason.. and no, I'm not that old), over and over and just dancing around the room. So, old country will always have a special place in my heart. You can take that new stuff and burn it though, that stuff is garbage..

6.) Steem

I am actually not a huge internet person.. so it is specifically Steem.. this place is like a damn black hole that sucks you in and leaves you delirious. I actually have given myself off times, because if I pick up my phone to answer just one question, I lose an hour of my life. Now, I love Steem.. I love the projects I am involved in, I love the people I've met.. but lets be honest.. there is a real world out there too! Right? I'm actually not sure but someone said there was.. so I figured I should go try and find it.

7.) I Like My Music Hard And Loud

People laugh when I tell them this.. I guess I just don't have the look or something, but I love metal music.. all genres. The hard riffs, the deep hit you in the soul lyrics, yup I love it all. I'm telling you guys, I'm a walking contradiction...

8.) Watching Movies In Bed

There are no gifs of people just watching a movie and eating popcorn in bed, apparently normal people do other 👀 things while watching a movie.

Anyways, yes.. watching a movie cuddled up in bed with a big bowl of popcorn, or cake or really any food at all, is one of my favorite things to do. I get all excited like a little kid and I just, it makes me happy. I seriously don't do this enough though.. I should get on it.. #adultingishard

9.) Romance Movies

Ok, I am pretty embarrassed to admit this one actually. I am a total smartass, cynical individual who still really enjoys watching a good ole romantic movie. I know, its dumb.. and I don't really like a lot of them.. some really are just dumb.. but others, I totally enjoy. There, I said it. I can't help it! I have a romantic soul, my personality test even says so.. I AM A WOMAN AFTER ALL!

ok, moving on...

10.) Nutella

it's like crack for women

Right, remember how I said I eat healthy? I really do lol.. you know, except when I'm having cake for breakfast or devouring Nutella like its the last jar on earth. 🙈 What is with that stuff?!?!? Ok really, its specifically Nutella and strawberries.. probably my most guilty pleasure. In fact, I refuse to buy the stuff. Because 1, its horrible for you.. and 2.. I can't control myself around it. I even made it homemade once.. and it was so good.. but not the crack variety you buy in stores. So yeah, I refuse to have it allowed within 20 yards of me.. Sometimes you just have to admit defeat and move on...

BONUS EMBARASSING FUN FACT!!

I Cried Last Time I Watched Armageddon

I don't think this qualifies as a guilty pleasure.. but I felt I needed to admit something that was somewhat embarrassing since most of my guilty pleasures I don't actually feel guilty about... So yeah, I have seen this movie countless times and I am not a crier.. but last time I watched it I totally cried. I think as a woman I can blame the moon or mercury or something for this odd thing.. but I can't watch it anymore.. cause I cried like a baby.

Alright ya'll, hope you got a giggle out of this thing.. and go enter it yourself! Let's get some laughs going!

I'm off to find some Nutella...

Much Love,

Justine

_{Btw, this took me way longer than 10mins.. who makes a post in 10mins?!?}