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welcome back to a new episode of Ethan
and ela today I'm Ethan today today
specifically I'm killing very Ethan
today and you are looking very ela man I
say and that is a compliment
okay today we've got something that I've
been wanting to talk about for a long
time
this is something that I've been
watching this guy because he's just he's
such a unique fellow and I mean that in
the nicest way possible have you guys
ever heard of bold guy aka Matt Hoss if
anyone is still here from our old days
they probably know we used to watch it
did we watch this on stream yeah hey so
bulb guy is like something really close
to my heart and he just he comes from
like an older day of YouTube were it was
just like cringe tube what's known I
think it was formerly known as cringe
tube and like this guy's the king of
cringe tube yeah the guy is a trip so
look let's just let's just jump right in
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I like the fucking text is like a does
like a wave dance like you prolong to
the shit out of that you see that like
evens out and then it's done like this
can I get a little bit oh come on oh my
god
oh and that this is like a prank
invasion yeah one point oh that's just
you know just doing spreading my asshole
on the street like this is like some
real major shit is like presenting
yourself yeah in the most classical
sense you have excellent form see if you
can go deeper what are you some sort of
creep I don't know lady you're just
spreading open your asshole on a
sidewalk I'm not sure you're in a
position we call people creeps
what I love about his videos is that he
said that situation yeah the blame
really is on man this is his corpse you
right so if you're looking at from his
point of view yeah this is just a girl
doing this stuff under here right I'm
placing the blame entirely in the wrong
place it goes back to the famous saying
we see the world not as it is but as we
are okay now a little more wisdom from
uncle you can hear it well basically
grandpa Ethan here but basically this is
how Matt Haas sees the world and says
more about him than it does my let's
enter the mind of Matt Haas Matt by the
way look at the kid alone his face right
now just get a load of Matt oh my god so
this well less yeah you got a show those
guys come on guy walks around like this
you know he's bald
and he's probably beautiful it's
sleeveless shirt way to hoody the
sleeveless what the hoodie is like one
of the classiest beating pieces of
clothing you can own because it's like I
do want to protect my head but at the
same time you know it might be so cold I
want to protect my head about the same
time come on my arms need degrees
it's such a classy clothing who are you
calling an attention whore I'm asking
because you keep sticking your ass up in
the air I have the right to exercise
here if I want of course you do and I
have a right to approach and talk to you
you know when you watch your porn you
endure this shit because you know it's
going somewhere but where it's like
there's no it's just it's the crap and
the thing that always baffled me about
fold a guy before we get too deep into
this what but but look at the like ratio
like people are ready when did it get
well this is from 2013 this is cringe
dude this is from the cringe to bear
like I said but like I said people liked
it like people get shiny on they were on
board with Matt Hoffs and I'm not saying
the guy deserves hate I think he's doing
his own thing and I respect that but
it's just I find interesting that so
many people saw the world as he yeah I
guess that's what I mean oh that's not
shot here that shocks me the subscribers
are low yeah you think that you would
well that's from crash deep I don't diss
a people or just I mean I don't know how
many people got their dicks out and just
over there done flowing with the quiz
this was before prank invasion so this
was like the first generation of jerk
tube jerky a little ding dong on you
nothing I don't have to act like a lady
simply because you expect me to then
don't expect me to act like a gentleman
how would you like me to shove this up
your ass
I'm not into fist working but thank you
for the offer
he writes their lines always to set him
up yeah it's pretty funny he also just
the female character is always so
annoying and he writes them like super
defensive super study super bitchy but
then ultimately they give in to his
because how could you not how could you
not you mess up who's Matt pops get a
load of that face you want me don't you
I haven't decided yet
yeah you do you're still here talking to
me whoa whoa it's the one that says porn
is imminent but it's not strong
shoulders he wrote that in by the way
what a good situation
just remember they whenever it called
anything like that he wrote that in he
wrote
she says strong shoulders about yeah
firm chest tight but that means you have
a powerful thrust am i right I feel so
objectified you can have me holy fuck
and it's just that easy baby get up
there and get some girls yourselves guys
sleeveless shirt whatever woody that's
the key bracelets are out sleeveless
hoodies and really if you can catch me
how don't chase girls catch me and I'll
let you do whatever you want to me oh is
that a fucking promise because I could
think of some foul shit I was found that
phrase funny too it looks like how many
what are you gonna do to her yeah you're
gonna have sex with there do my random
what like what weird shit yeah yeah put
a carrot butter eyes
I mean where does this go you're gonna
shit in her mouth put a carrot butter
you know what I mean it's like how far
we taking this that's quite a generous
offer catch me you pussy oh yeah he
thinks he's like a parkour guy oh yeah
he thinks he's like a parkour expert I
forgot that hole I got it
greatness good Matt Hassan said I want
that us to have a show this shit is so
fucking entertaining like legit my god
he kind of fell off recently but I
wanted him on TV I really do this shit
is so entertaining it's fine porn
titties ass and the x-factor parkour I
can't wait I forgot about him he is so
funny
he's a good I'm just thinking this how
saying is he required to do that because
he could have just gone around there
look can you imagine the casting call
for this looking for cute petite parkour
girl to start in my parkour sex video
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get her match she wants your dick dude
you can do anything you want to her
just imagine putting that carrot up her
ass dude visualize the carrot in your
house man you gotta put some little you
get with some Manny's in her fucking
mouth
Manny's mounting the mouth fetish
got a scaled out well with so much grace
it's got me thinking about math so much
shoulders you know I'm saying so much a
grace
what happens when she when he catches
her does he have to like tackler that's
what is he like take her out and then
rape her
is that what she's saying yeah hope he's
got mayonnaise and carrots with them
because that's what I want that's what
I've always wanted
carrots in the ass Manny's in the mouth
I know she said whatever I wanted well
why are you more confusing about the
nose and mouth and not the keratin I
guess I don't know why you chose that
one
well the keratin goes in that the mint
well maybe I mean I just - you can just
a minute that's basically
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there's a fuck right next to you why'd
you choking up walls and stuff you
didn't goodness
so this is the action sequence I guess
this is the meat of the video yeah
that's very long
it's action-packed it's got it all sex
passion manis drama carats
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that was sick that was some straight-up
parkour dude it's supposed to look at
this now fucking fuck guard it whoa I
meant like this video that was badass
yeah he's gonna fuck this shit over and
out with manners you know what I got a
problem with this now because I was on
board this was a real video yeah and now
they kind of broke that that realism and
my dick deflated it cuz I was rock hard
cuz I was thinking you know I can do
this but now I know it's fake yeah
disappointing that's a shame
disappointing how did you do that that's
were slapping me and that's we're
calling me a pussy then he pulls out of
Jeremy's and Pat was we're saying I can
do anything I want to do know you like
mayonnaise right it's pretty good I
really like mayonnaise
I love mayonnaise it's Valentine's Day
hila when you gotta I mean is that all
you're gonna do to me what else do you
want you're a healthy guy I'm sure you
can think of something okay I thought of
something what catch me and I'll tell
you
can you believe this guy hold on so I
mean that was like a that was actually a
wrong but that was a romp anti-riot
what's that wrong it's a right a rock is
a good plus a scoop plus a gap plus a
right you can do wrong well I'm just
introducing it now it's a new part as a
new it's like saffron in the spoof soon
his spices the holes dish up that was a
total rump I was a lot of fun so that is
the madhouse own look it's a sexy place
it's a wild place
it's a man easy place and it's a rump
most of all it's a mayonnaise rump
maybe I should cuddle at them and
mayonnaise romping but there's plenty
more so I recommend either going to Matt
hast kept checking him out he's look say
what you will but the guy puts a lot of
effort into his videos he literally
plants them he's very professional I
mean the guy cares about what he does so
you know we goof on him but he deserves
some respect for ya and we will be
seeing you in the next video thank you
so much one of these one of these about
it being Papa bless put your head down
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