There were magical people and demons. That was the theme for Halloween. A collective of witches all saddling unicorns came to cross and a collective of demons.
As the two parties approach one of the witches screams out; "This is a ladies only party. That devil right there is a man!"
The only man within the group replies; "What do you mean? This is a costume of a female devil? I thought the heels would give it away."
"Trick or treat!?!" A unicorn screamed.
Glad he brought a pillow sack. The devil opened the sack and placed it in front of the unicorn. "Trick or treat?"
One of the witches looks over at the man and says; "This is why we didn't want men at the party. She was asking you for the trick or treat first."
The devil looked at all the ladies around him and said; "All I have is a pillow sack and this costume."
One of the unicorns said; "Where did you get those heels?"
The devil replied; "I took them from my mothers collection. They were in a box tucked away at the top of her closet."
The unicorn continued to question the devil and said; "Do they have red on the sole of the heels?"
The devil answered; "Yeah they are Christian Louboutin or something like that..."
The unicorn said; "What size are they?"
The devil replied; "There a little big for my feet right now. I'm not sure of the size."
The unicorn replied; "Why do you give me those heels and I'll give you my candy. That way you can give us all a treat."
The devil replied and said; "Ok."
The ladies all said trick or treat to the devil. One by one the girls took all the candy back. The devil went up to every girl and said; "Trick or treat?"
The first girl told the devil that she ate the candy. Every girl their after replied the same. It appeared all the candy was eaten before the devil would get a piece.
The devil said; "Why is it that when I asked I don't get anything."
The ladies began taking off their jackets and the devil began to grin.
A MOMENT LATER THE LADIES BEGIN PELTING THE DEVIL WITH THEIR JACKETS!
"What's going on? I thought it was ok to be the only guy at the party!"
"Your skirt is on fire!" The ladies began shouting at the devil while taking turns pounding with their jackets. As the ladies were smashing the devils waistline they began to laugh.
"Wait!" The devil check to see if his skirt was on fire. "My skirt didn't catch fire!" The devils skirt wasn't on fire.
The unicorns and witches made a circle with their demon girlfriends. The huddle was plotting and planning something for a Halloween scare. The ladies began counting down from three! All in unison the ladies shouted; "Tricked you!"
The ladies started laughing. The devils eyes grew massive. Behind the ladies a giant witch came stomping into the magical forest! The giant witch yelled; "LADIES WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN'S?" It was the devils mom.
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