Are You A Ham?

If you're not, chances are you know one :)

The Merriam-Webster Dictionary defines it as such:

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I am definitely a ham, and it looks like my son

Hive account@kiedisbowes has inherited the trait. He's what I call the blue steel ham. You know, from the movie "Zoolander"...

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Let's Look At That Again!

Also note that Kiedis asked me to take this photo of him. Pure Ham Trait there folks!

_{If I'm not mistaken that cat is a ham too!}

So What Type of Ham Am I Sam I Am?

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I will fucking blind you! I smile so much when a camera comes out I actually blind myself and that's why when I smile I can't keep my eyes open. You think that's bad, imagine what happened when video cameras were invented! I damn near almost lost my shit.

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So tell me #STEEM Fam, are you a Ham? Did you have to live with one? Was it terrible?

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VOTE for Hive account@fulltimegeek's Witness!

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I don't gotta tell you why, do I?

33 #Ulog: Different Types of Ham