Evolution usually does a good job at this, but it takes time and many people won't notice these changes in their lifetime. After reading 's 3rd unlikely ways to break up with someone this came to my mind and I started wondering how we could hardfork or fix human disabilities that are often just annoying or there for no real reason.
Physical
- Increased chance at sneezing successfully without having to look at bright lights
- Increased control of hiccup rate and to postpone it at a later time
- All humans now float on water
- Increased reaction and sense to touching something that is really, really hot
- Increased time of being without air
- Decreased odds of biting your tongue or cheek mid eating
- Dislodged eyelashes now have a smaller chance of going behind your eyeballs
- Increased control of erections
- Decreased how periods affect your mood
- Decreased the zapping feeling of hitting your elbow in that one spot
Mental
- Improved chances of falling asleep when you want to
- Increased chances of experiencing lucid dreams and decreased the difficulty in controlling them - have fun!
- Decreased motivation level of of getting your life together when you are about to go to sleep, balancing it out during the day
- Decreased nightmare rates and its now easier to become lucid during them to change the outcome
- Decreased cold-sweating when waking up from an uncontrollable nightmare
- Feelings of love re-balanced to last longer and more even in a relationship
- Memory of loved ones decreases faster the less you are in contact with them (this has been requested a lot)
- Short-term memory loss improved - no more "why did I enter this room" or "I forgot his name when I introduced my own"
Feel free to add other ones you come up with in the comments, if its good ones that I haven't brought up here I will steal them for Hardfork 2.0 and you might be lucky to get a mention out of it.
Thanks for reading, may the fork be with you.