Hi, just to introduce myself, I am me and I have been herein on Steemit a while; with the introductions over let me give you a males nurses perspective on dealing with young adult females.
So I am on the medical ward one shift and this young 20 something is sitting on her bed blubbering in tears. I absolutely now hate is damn patient; with her crying this failed me to alert to the fact she actually had the flu as well, this put me off work for like 4 days. When males get sick we are dying and I could not even claim workers compensation.
Other than infecting me this lovely young lady was awesomely nice and polite and appreciatively and respectful; AND I still HATE the WITCH for infecting me.
Anyways the doctor writes up an enema, now trust me when I tell you I have done stuff that would make a billy goat puke but fondling young females genitalia is not one of those things . . . So I go find my shift supervisor and say, listen this crazy doctor thinks this girl needs an enema instead of some bulk forming laxatives ! ! !
My supervisor says " then go stick her with the enema " I cry ' she is like 22 years old ', the boss says " and the problem is ? "
I reply ' listen you come with me and do it, this young kid does not need an old man playing with her genitailia '. The boss replies " what, you cannot do your job? " . . . I said ' this is not about me, I have underwear older than this kid' , fine I will go find another female nurse; this is not about me but the patients respect ! ! ! '
The boss says " OK; listen, give it to her and tell her to use it ... " I reply " Kool idea, thats why your a boss and I just work for a living !!!" and wander back to my patient.
I hold out my hand and say " guess what this is ? " Her eyes go round and huge and says " OH no, no way; no how ! ! !
I reply " listen sweety, you gotta do this " . . .
She replies ' No way, I refuse ' ! ! !
I say " and that is your right to refuse, listen girlie; you got crap in you and over time your gonna fill up more; if it don't come out your tail guess how its gonna get out ? Are you sure you want that sh** on your taste buds ? I is really HARD to get offa your tongue "...
She sobs and snatches the enemas and heads into the toilet . . .
AND,,, two days later I am off work for days simply because this lovely young lady infected me ! ! !