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You may want to include in your next post that no one can get the flu from getting a flu shot. Ever.

It's a killed flu virus injected intramuscularly, and until the flu virus figures out how to re-animate itself like Jesus when he crawled out of that cave on Easter morning, the flu shot can't hurt you. Unless you have an allergy to eggs, a history of guillane-barre syndrome (super rare), or you pass out and hit your head from Trypanophobia (fear of needles).

People who claim that they got the flu from the flu shot either already had the flu and their symptoms hadn't yet presented, or the strain that the vaccine company mass produced was off the mark, making the flu shot just this side of worthless for that year.

The last two major flu outbreaks in the US were in 2009 and 2012. We're overdue for another big one: Everyone gets their flu shot during an outbreak, and usually the year after. As years go by without the media banking on their bread and butter (fear & panic), the number of people getting their flu shot decreases. Herd immunity suffers, et voila, a brand new outbreak!

Get your flu shot, wear a condom, and when you smoke weed, inhale that shit.

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