I swear, I only closed my eyes for a few hours. Just a little nap. But the way I opened Twitter this afternoon and saw pure madness on the TL? I had to check if I’d missed a world war or another Mason Greenwood update.
Nope. Just United fans being unserious and overreacting again.
First thing I see?
Dorgu, Amass, Garnacho, and Ugarte...all getting roasted like Suya for wearing opposition jerseys. I mean, come on bro. Dorgu rocking a Roma kit when you're supposed to be on United books?? Garnacho in an Aston Villa shirt with Rashford, who has fallen out with fans, at the back like he doesn't know Twitter has eyes everywhere?? The internet never forgets, and it definitely doesn't forgive during off-season.
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Next up: Diogo Dalot.
Instead of preseason content or gym selfies, man’s out here trending for getting married. Bro, congratulations and everything, but the fanbase is bleeding. Your team just finished 15th and you’re out here doing pre-wedding shoots?? 💀
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And as if that wasn't enough chaos...
Højlund, our very own Viking warrior is getting flamed for going on vacation. Soaking up the sun, looking relaxed. Which sounds normal, right? Except football Twitter doesn't do normal. They said, “How dare you smile after missing that sitter against West Ham?” 😭😭😭
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Honestly, the whole thing is peak comedy. Off-season should be the calm after the storm. But for United fans like me? It’s just new storm, same suffering.
We can't even rest in peace. You open your phone expecting transfer news or a cheeky training clip, next thing you're watching fans argue if a player is “mentally weak” for smiling on holiday.
Sometimes I think we care more than the players. We’re here drawing tactics in our sleep, arguing over heat maps, and these guys are out there dancing, marrying, and wearing Madrid kits without any care in the world.
But I can’t even blame them fully. We’ve enabled this circus. We analyze everything. From the laces on their boots to the way they blink in interviews. One wrong Instagram like, and boom, you're trending for all the wrong reasons.
United fans need to touch grass more.