To keep things rolling along let's have a look at some of the first entries in the FUCK JUNE CHALLENGE

ENTRY 1

The first entry was by Hive account@nevies. He didn't originally include the word FUCK in the title so it wasn't really eligible but he sent me a message begging me to include his entry and promising to add FUCK to his title. I made an exception because I know he spends a lot of time in church checking out chick's arses, and he has probably sworn on a bible never to say FUCK. But he did say FUCK in the end so they have probably kicked him out of the church now...

@nevies/it-s-time-to-say-goodbye-short-dirty-story

It was also his entry in another POB contest by Hive account@fireguardian where he starts a story and the contestants complete it. Following in the ground breaking footsteps of #frot, Hive account@nevies inclded a sub-plot about a tranny so giving the his story a post-modernist twist.

Which brings me to the second part of the Hive account@nevies story.

A lot of people have asked where the funding for the Lols community is going to come from and here is the answer. Shortly after he begged me to allow his entry to be included Hive account@nevies sent me an email explaining his personal troubles.

It turns out Hive account@nevies comes from a long line of Nigerian royalty and he is actually a prince but the corrupt Nigerian government is trying to confiscate his family's money.

In his email he offered me a once in a lifetime opportunity to get rich. If I give him my bank account details be will transfer US$6 million into my bank account, and in return for helping him out he will give me 10% of it or $600k, so not only will I have enough money to give out a big prize for the contest but I will also be able to buy my dream Lambo

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ENTRY 2

Entry 2 looks like a porno shit post at first glance but further reading reveals it to be a deep and meaningful semi-erotic exploration of the meaning of life.

@akumagai/fuck-me-dead-i-have-to-fucken

This is a selfie of his cock, which is green..

ENTRY 3

The third entry by Hive account@shepz1 is all about fucking a horse up the arse. Hive account@shepz1 is a strange cunt but he desperately wants to win this contest became he hasn't got any money, so he keeps sending the me personal messages to try and win me over.

"You are a wanker" he messaged, clearly thinking I might give him my vote if he boosts my ego. "Go fuck yourself" he added when I didn't reply. This arse licking might work on a midwit with a fragile ego but I am not swayed by empty niceties.

Truth is he really struggled with his entry - his first attempt had FUCK in the title but was too serious. His second attempt was funnier but he forgot to include FUCK. As with Hive account@nevies I allowed his entry anyway because he is such a try-hard, and he needs some money bad.

@lols/i-have-been-challenged-for-my-serious-crown-hive-101750

He even included a selfie with his latest anal probe!

ENTRY 4

The forth entry is a poem about a fucked up car by Hive account@andysantics48

@andysantics48/well-and-truly-fucked

I hadn't thought much about the comic potential of poetry but it actually has a long history dating right back to Dr Suess

ENTRY 5

Entry five by Hive account@diebitch is a series of memes about millionaires and some speculation about the size of their packages.

@frot/fuck-the-rich-hive-101750

MORE COMING SOON

There are entries flooding in now, and variety is proving to be the unexpected bonus of a good FUCK contest. Variety is the Spice of life.

So far, there has been a short story, a work of erotic fiction, a manifesto for man horse love, a poem about automotive repairs, and a meme about Jeff Bezos's package.

It just goes to show that funny comes in all shapes and sizes!

THE CONTEST RUNS FOR ALL OF JUNE

The contest runs for all of June so get your entries in.

RULES - punters love rules so here are some:

1.Include "Fuck" in the title

2.Tag it with both #lols and #proofofbrain

3.Include at least one picture

4.Be funny as fuck

Bonus prize - the first person to include a a selfie of their pubes gets a bonus prize.

At the end of the month I will do a post featuring the three funniest entries and announcing the huge 1st prize payout.