Yooo what’s good my rare Pepes, my based frens, my degenerate liquidity providers and my diamond-handed HODLers of the greenest frog in the swamp?! It’s Friday baby... and you KNOW what that means. $PEPE POWER UP DAY ON HIVE That’s right. Every single Friday we gather like a bunch of chaotic frogs in a hot tub and we POWER THE FROG UP. We take our $PEPE, we smash that Power Up button harder than a normie smashes the "buy" button at 3am after seeing a glowing chart, and we make this lil’ green legend STRONGER than yesterday. Why? Because on Hive, power = voice. And this frog’s voice? It’s been croaking so loud the whole blockchain is starting to ribbit back.
Picture this:
Some suit-wearing Chad in a boardroom somewhere is like “Sir, the frogs are memeing again.”
And the CEO just sighs: “Let them cook.” Meanwhile we’re over here on Hive turning $PEPE into a SWAMP EMPIRE. No fake volume. No rugpull drama. Just pure, uncut, community-powered frog energy. We don’t need VCs. We got frens with keyboards and too much time on their hands. That’s the real liquidity. Friday Power Up Ritual (do this or you’re ngmi):
- Wake up2. Kiss your Pepe poster (or your wife, but preferably both)3. Log into Hive4. Stare at that $PEPE balance like it’s the last slice of pindsor (pizza)5. POWER. IT. UUUUUUP.6. Post a meme so cursed it makes your grandma question her life choices7. Watch the whole timeline turn greenThis is a vibe.
A glorious green rebellion against boring chains and soulless coins. So today, right meow, wherever you are. Weather you’re at work pretending to type, hiding in the bathroom scrolling Hive, or sitting in your mom’s basement surrounded by empty Monster cans Do the needing. Power UP that (your) $PEPE (tokens).
Make the frog stronger.
Make the swamp wetter (wellthier).
Make the haters madder. Because when the history books of crypto get written (by some autistic frog historian probably), they’re gonna say: “And on every Friday, the Pepes of (the) Hive would gather… and they would Power Up. And the normies could only watch in confusion as a cartoon frog with sunglasses took over.”
Now go forth my frens.
Power Up.
Post memes.
Spread the green gospel.$PEPE is not just a coin.
$PEPE is a lifestyle. See you in the swamp.
I’ll be the one with the crown made of lilypads and pure unfiltered hopium man.