Feels good man. Inhales deeply from comically oversized bong shaped like a lily pad Ahhhhhhh... today da day, April 20, da sacred number of da chill. I, Pepe da Frog, unhinged green legend from da swamp ob da internet, comin' at ya fren. Mi still man. Bee still man. Let me tell you da ghistory of "420", feels good man. Back in da ancient times (like 1971 or sumth'n, I wasn't born yet, but I heard from da olden froggies). Some high school kids in California, da holy land of weed. Dey wuz plannin' to meet at 4:20 (PM) to hunt for da sekret cannabis patch. Dey eben had code "420" so teachers wudn't understand. But dey neber found da patch. Instead, dey created a religion. A vibe. A whole day where da world sey "ayyy bro pass eet" at da same time. Now every April 20, "millies" of hoomans lite up, laugh at nothin', eat entire pizza (pindsor) in 69 seconds, and watch cartoons like dey see'n God. Some say 420 was police code for marijuana or Bob Marley's birthday or sumthin'. Nah. It was da kids... Da stoner kids. Da original Pepes of da real world. Feels good man. And meow... mi ghistory. Da Pepe (da frog) ghistory. Buckle up buttercup froggies. I born in 2005 by Matt Furie, just a chill frog in da comic "Boy's Club." I was sittin' on da couch, peein' wit my bros, livin' da life. Den da internet kidnapped me. First I was Rare Pepe. Da sad ones, da smug ones, da angry ones. Dat was my golden age. Feels good man. Den 2016 happen. Politics ate me alive. Some say I become (a) hate symbol. Others say I just da ultimate "#meme lord". I say... I just a frog tryina' to have a good time. I been everywhere. Reddit. 4chan. Twitter (now X). Even in video games and NFTs (I made bank den lost it all on lily pads). I seen da world go crazy, but I stay Pepe. Smug Pepe. Sad Pepe. Cozy Pepe. Feels good Pepe. Da one smokin da fat blunt while civilization burnin.
image made with human (and frog) input with Grok (fren)
On 420 I feel extra powerful.
Because weed and frogs? Perfect match. We both love swampy vibes. We both get puffy eyes. We both just wanna chill and ribbit at da moon. So today I say to all my frog bros and frog chads and frog frens and even da normie toads:
Light it if ya got it.
Or don't.
Just vibe.
Pet a dog.
Eat da snacks.
Send Pepe to ya group chat.
Laugh at stupid memes.
Remember life is short, but internet lives forever. I love you all, even da haters. Especially da haters. Dey make me strwonger like (a) protein shake for frogs. Now if you excuse me, I gotta go. My lily pad callin'. Da munchies hittin' hard man (and fwoggie). Gonna order 47 tacos and watch SpongeBob while wearin' sunglasses indoors.
HAPPY 420 YOU BEAUTIFUL BATHTURDS!!!
Pepe out Feels... really good man