Here we are, in less than a week i fly to Rosarita. I went with a red eye from Guatemala City to Tijuana. The flight has me leaving at 5pm and landing at 9 am. Certainly ill arrive exhausted but it was 100$ cheaper than the other round trips i was finding.
It made me wonder if Airline companies got off on inflicting suffering.
Interesting savage business model. Giving things cheaper if your customer is willing to go through some pain.
Made me think that maybe thats what hive was missing to breakthrough to the mainstream. A bit of Hive barbarity.
Started chatting with about this concept and how we could bring it to hivefest. I was talking about leaning into the cult vibe. Maybe a little blood ceremony or hot iron branding. Lol, but i had kinda forgot Dylan was a metal worker and he let me know he had created a HIVE brand already!
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Like an actual Fucking Brand
Oh man, i love it when a plan comes into action without any effort, as if it was meant to be.
It’s time to put some skin into this HIVE game.
As The BUTT, naturally I’ll need to get the brand on my butt.
So its decided, Dylan and i will set up a branding booth, probably pool side.
Especial if there is a poolside bar.
As tequila will be essential ingredient at that branding booth.
And for my part i can go find some drift wood sticks to chomp down on and maybe a little isopropyl and cotton balls.
🫡 Health Standards are essential when Branding.
Naturally we will need to see some of the top #hivefest ambassadors step up to the booth first.
i can only assume these beacons of Hive will be ready in their speedos before my planes wheels hit the tarmac.
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The Real leaders of hive will obviously step up willingly to their Brand. With so many minnows sure to follow suit, it’s the definition of win win.
Wearing your HIVE pride in the form of a charred tattoo, now that is the kinda dedication that makes waves not ripples.
Clearly after the success of the Branding Booth at the #hivefest Mexico … and
will be finding ourselves being flown around the world to Hive meet ups with our HIVE Branding Roadshow.
Momentum can not be stopped.
Keeping the likes of the original #hivefest organizer away from being branded will certainly be impossible. Look at this guy, he sweats HIVE.
Too obvious that MR. #HIVEBUZZ himself will be itching to get to the Branding Booth. the Hugs and Handshakes app is gonna need a branding ad on. Im sure has already thought of this and coded it up years back as an inevitability.
Im really honored to be bringing this opportunity to #hivefest
And dont forget to thank for forging this life changing Hive Brand.
Remember folks… its not to late to get your Hivefest tickets. This may be the only year we give out the Brands for free. Once in a life time peeps, jump on that train!