Never judge a book by its cover. How many times do I say that to myself?
Although I have many returning guests, some still book online. It's often like a lucky packet - some disappointing and some nice surprises.
I trust my gut feel, but when I have the time, I do a little online research beforehand, searching for the person's name and where they're from. It's quite astounding that even when someone has an unusual name, you'll find many with the same name!
I've even found some who work in the same field, and often live in the same city. Then it's hard to guess which is the right face. It's become like a game - when I recognise a face and already know a little about them but pretend I've never seen them. Well, truth be told, I've only seen them online!
There have been some dodgy guests, but thankfully, not many. Some look the part, so it's no surprise when they act up. Others are charming, like butter wouldn't melt in their mouths, and turn out to be real villains. Don't get me wrong, most of our guests are fabulous people, but there are exceptions.
Sometimes a guest arrives, and I think, here comes trouble - better keep a close eye on this one.
But I have been proven wrong on more than one occasion!
What do these dodgy guests get up to?
Well, the favourite trick is to book for one, but two arrive. Mostly, the guys get up to these tricks
Their excuses range from:
It's my cousin/ college buddy/ just a friend. She lives nearby and knows the area, and we haven't seen each other for a long time. You don't mind if she just stays for a little while?
'Well, only paying guests are given access. No visiting from tomorrow!'
Another excuse:
I booked for two, there must be a mistake!
'No sir, you need to check your booking confirmation, it clearly states one guest! You need to pay for the additional guest.'
The most ludicrous response was a guest who firmly stated:
Yes, that's right, I booked for one. One couple!
Judging from his vehicle, he was a top government department official with political connections.
I think my face must have been a picture! I was flabbergasted as he tried convincing me he was right. Hubby was still alive then and wisely said to just leave it. Just as well, because I have a feeling he would have made life difficult for us.
Then there was the gambler who posed as a VIP protection officer. Very charming, convincing, wore top brand clothes, had all the latest electronic devices, and a gold Rolex. His holey underwear gave him away when we did his laundry. He said he does not drink or smoke; big deal, but he knows how to pull the wool over one's eyes! He was also flashing cash around.
The VIPs I work for can call me anytime.
I gamble when I'm on leave. I've worked out a scheme, and I never lose. I also gamble for other people, and they pay me from the winnings. Yes, it's true, you can ask my girlfriend!
I had the most charming little man who at first glance looked very dodgy, but turned out to be a honey.
It takes all sorts to make the world go round, and the guests in my BnB for sure keep me entertained and on my toes!
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